Dick Cheney’s Gout and its effect on global politics
US Vice-President Dick Cheney has been discharged from the hospital. There is some difference of opinion between his doctors, but it seems that Cheney may be suffering from Gout.
In a related story, the US government has announced its new plan to bring the gifts of freedom and democracy to all countries that export tart cherry juice.
OK, that last bit isn’t true, but “Dick Cheney might have Gout” is really too short for a proper web article. I hope I haven’t offended any of our Republican friends… remember, Gout follows no ideological bounds!